none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
People believe what they choose to.
it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery
Things that your favorite Nancy Drew characters would hate to hear
Here’s my top 3:
Sonny Joon: Aliens are not real
Guadalupe Comillo: The white wolf should be exterminated
Ryan Kilpatrick: You STILL killed Niko!
Andy Jason: Whales suck!
Holt Scotto: I’m voting for Katie Firestone!
Jenna Deblin: Your clam chowder is bad and you should feel bad!
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”